Synopsis:

Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell) is an amiable single guy who works at a big-box store. Living alone, 40-year-old Andy spends his free time playing video games and curating his action-figure collection. Despite his age, Andy has never had sex, so his friends, including the laid-back David (Paul Rudd), push Andy towards losing his virginity. While attempting to get over his awkwardness around female customers, Andy meets local shop owner Trish (Catherine Keener), and they begin a tentative romance.

Intentions:

To keep as many of the jokes that hit, and remove anything that impedes the pacing, in order to get the best possible re watchable version of the films

Change List:

- New color grade and added contrast to reduce the red tint and washed out look - Enhanced details and sharpened the overall image as best I could (the blu-ray does not look great) - Cut well-endowed woman asking Andy about analog or digital tapes - Cut Cal's story down so to keep the twist to "kinda felt bad for the horse" - Cut some short pauses when Andy is telling his egg sandwich story - Cut David saying "I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast" - Cut Mooj repeating himself after he says he was born in Brooklyn - Retimed David and Jay's reaction to Andy joking he was going to snitch - Cut David and Jay talking after Andy walks off - Completely cut any mention of Jay cheating (to make him less of a douchebag) - Cut down David going on about Amy - Cut Andy getting too wacky (removed "me-so-horny" and more) - Swapped shots so the guys stare at Andy longer when he says "bag of sand" - Cut Jay saying "...in jail" - Cut Andy saying "Me so horny, me so stupid" - Cut Jay shouting and blasting NSFW vids in the middle of the store, in the middle of the day - Recut Mooj talking about "life is not about cock and ass and tits" - Cut David shouting "Don't be such a baby" - Cut Andy saying "I respect women so much I completely stay away from them" - Cut Andy saying "I have a fulfilling life" - Cut flashback to Andy's hobbies - Kept in unrated edition's extended scene with Haziz, tweaked timing on their banter (Holy shit I just looked up what this actor did) - Cut David talking about how he dumped Amy - Cut Andy asking "Why don't you get her back" - Cut David talking about Amy dating a pot dealer - Cut the goofy sequence of Andy not able to get away from anything sex-related - Cut Andy going to bed - Cut flashback to Andy failing at sex in the past - Cut down shots of the party to speed up the scene - Cut parts of Jay's advice to Andy - Cut the guys hanging out with Nicki and friends - Cut some of Nicki's drunken conversation to flow better - Cut Andy asking Nicki "Did you have a daiquiri" - Cut Andy and guys peeing in public - Cut the guys locking Andy in the store with porn playing - Cut Jay yelling in the store "Fucked em up" - Completely recut the waxing scene to make it funnier and less painful to watch (removed a lot of random yelling) - Cut Andy and Cal commenting on Beth's underwear - Cut Cal saying "Waxing is the gayest thing you can do" - Cut Cal repeating himself with "Most men have no clue how to talk to women" - Cut Cal saying "Plant it with your finger" - Cut down the call between Andy and Trish so she doesn't come across as a psycho and more just pissed - Cut David talking about his and Amy's sexcapades - Cut down scene from Space Nuts - Cut unrated edition scene of Andy trying to jerk it - Cut Andy saying "Ok, new tape" - Cut David calling Amy a whore during speed dating - Cut Andy meeting with Kimberly Page's character and her boob popping out - Completely cut everything after the speed dating scene up to Andy confronting the guys in the store This means the entire "joke" about the transgender prostitute is gone Now Andy is just pissed that they took him to speed-dating without telling him - Cut all dialogue about the prostitute - Cut Andy yelling "SHUT UP DAVE" - Cut Beth and other lady looking at Andy - Cut Andy saying "Know what I saying? Shit man. Fuck it" (it's way funnier just cutting on Jill going "...that's how you talk?") - Cut Andy saying "You need to keep your ho on a leash" and "Bitches running wild" - Cut the "You know how I know you're gay?" dialogue - Cut Cal telling Andy he needs to move everything out (it's shown right after) - Cut a bit off Marla freaking out when she catchs Andy and Trish in bed - Cut scene of Andy calling the hotline about his erection - Cut Paula telling her uncomfortable story and singing to Andy - Cut Andy agreeing with Cal saying Liar Liar was a smart movie - Cut some of the dialogue between Andy and Trish at dinner to make it flow better - Recut Marla's reactions to Andy being goofy - Cut a chunk of the phone call between Cal and Andy about Trish - Cut Haziz saying "Forecast, chance of drive-by" - Cut some of the dialogue between Jay and Kevin Hart's character - Cut Andy getting after Jay - Cut Jay crying about Jill leaving him - Cut some of Trish yelling at Marla, especially about church (made her less likable) - Cut some of Marla's yelling - Cut Andy saying "Where do you put the penis" when looking at the model - Recut the sex ed scene for better pacing and humor - Cut Jay mentioning Jill left him - Cut some of Andy's drunk dialogue to Cal - Cut down the scene of Beth getting in the bath and starting to play with herself - Cut Cal taking his shirt off (he still stays behind at Beth's) - Trimmed Andy's dialogue after his accident for better pacing - Added fanedit credit after Music Editor