Synopsis:

In "Deadpool 2: The King James Edition," Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, embarks on a hilariously meta journey filled with magic, wonder, and parodies, as he kidnaps Fred Savage to recount his adventures. Amidst Deadpool's retelling, we delve into Wade's struggle with loss as he seeks revenge for the death of his beloved Vanessa, leading him to confront the consequences of his mercenary lifestyle. When an angry teenage mutant named Russell becomes the target of the futuristic soldier Cable, Deadpool must assemble a motley crew of mutants including Bedlam, Shatterstar, and Domino to protect the boy. With wisecracks, action, and unexpected alliances, Deadpool faces off against Cable in a battle that transcends time and space, all while keeping audiences entertained with his signature irreverence and charm.

Intentions:

I wanted to make an ultimate cut combining all 3 versions of this film. I made this edit a few years ago and decided to remaster is using my better editing skills.

Change List:

Recut the beginning of Once Upon A Deadpool to act as a cold open. Added in my own harp sound and the song “Storybook Love” by Mark Knopfler from The Princess Bride before transitioning to the beginning logos. Used Deadpool 2: The Super Duper $@%!#& Cut as the base. Altered the bar fight to be a mix of the theatrical and extended cuts. Changed the landing strip joke to the scout master joke from the theatrical. Added the kissing scene from Once Upon A Deadpool. Switched a credit joke to the theatrical. Added the Up joke from Once Upon A Deadpool. Used the theatrical version for the Wade/Colossus X-Mansion conversation until Wade gets thrown. Added the Cable scene from Once Upon A Deadpool. Rearranged the scene order to follow the theatrical order while still using the extended version. Used the theatrical version of Colossus telling Wade about the mission. Used a brief theatrical joke when Deadpool talks to Russell. Used a moment from the theatrical in the bar scene to cut some jokes I didn’t really find funny from the extended. Added a trimmed version of the Brad Pitt/Matt Damon scene from Once Upon A Deadpool. Used a theatrical joke on the transit truck. Added the Once Upon A Deadpool scene after Juggernaut rips Deadpool in half. Cut the Winnie the Pooh joke and added the 2 Deadpool’s scene from Once Upon A Deadpool. Cut Deadpool’s gasp over the Juggernaut, some of his Juggernaut speech and fixed some obvious re-dubbing by adding in some clips from the theatrical version during the scene where they pick up the X-Men. Used the theatrical bear joke and run up song. Switched to the theatrical version right before Wade’s super suit/fat joke. Added the crying scene from Once Upon A Deadpool. Cut the fucking Colossus joke. Switched back to the extended version right before the credit music starts. Switched the Ryan Reynolds credit to the Once Upon A Deadpool version. Used the theatrical version of the Deadpool saving Peter scene. Trimmed the X-Force credit song and changed the audio to match the end of Once Upon A Deadpool. Added the post credit scene from Once Upon A Deadpool before ending with the extended version.

Additional Notes:

If you're wondering why I titled this "The King James Edition" it's because thats the title of the book Deadpool reads to Fred Savage. All of the religious imagery I am using or eluding to is strictly due to that title.