Three Effing Bears: Rambo Grindhoused

Updated: 10th May 2024

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Faneditor: Rantsir  
Fanedit Type: FanMix
Fanedit Release Date: 10th May 2022
Fanedit Runtime: 1h:51m:0s
Time Cut: 0h:25m:0s
Time Added: 0h:44m:0s
Franchise: Rambo
Genre: ActionAdventureGrindhouseThriller
Original Title: Rambo: First Blood (1982)   
Original Release Date: 1st January 1982
Original Runtime: 1h:33m:0s
Original Links:

Certificate: 18
Format: Blu-Ray
Resolution: 1080p
Sound Mix: Stereo
Language: English
Subtitles: No


A less serious retelling of John Rambo's story. Rambo himself is a narrator who tells us story of his life in Forrest Gump fashion - the main narrative is the story from "First Blood" while second and third movie (along with some more additional material) become flashbacks of his earlier adventures. Everything is tied with John's quest to find and face three mysterious bears colonel Trautman told him about. Or maybe he took it a little bit too literally? Sex, guns and Rock'n'Roll along the way, not exactly John Rambo you were familiar with.


To have a fun, alternative way to watch one of my favourite movie series and to see what can be done using AI that creates fake voice.

Change List:

- primary storyline of the edit is "First Blood" plot - added flashback showing Rambo's life before the events depicted in original films - Rambo II and III are compressed to the form of flashbacks tied to the main plotline. - some additional scenes were created using footage from various movies mixed with Rambo movies footage. - opening credits were remade to include some of actors that originally did not appear in "First Blood", title card also changed. - Rambo voiceover created through AI has been applied to the whole film, he is commenting events depicted in the edit Forrest Gump style. - there was no excessive re-scoring ( source files are not re-scoring friendly) so it is still mostly Goldsmith music, but some songs and music were added to newly created scenes and to scenes which had originally no music at all. Some little re-building SFX in few instances. - some deleted material from First Blood and Rambo III from Ultimate Blu-ray edition has been included - most of the scenes from First Blood that don't include Rambo himself have been cut. The story is now shown mostly from his point of view but there are still some exceptions from that (but we never leave Rambo for more than seconds). - the mine sequence has been shortened (no rats) - blowing up gun store was cut and replaced with new sequence - grindhouse effects of varying severity added thoughout the movie - be warned that this edit includes high amount of swearing as well as nudity and sex scenes not present in original Rambo movies.

Other Sources:

- alternate and deleted material from First Blood and Rambo III taken from Ultimate Blu-ray edition - Rambo: First Blood Part II expanded soundtrack by Jerry Goldsmith - Sylvester Stallone voice model from by Vegito1089 - Mortal Kombat 11 Kombat Pack 2 Official Trailer - additional music by Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Doors, Jon Hare, Pornosonic, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sammy Hagar, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, Pride & Glory, Mike Post, Simon Boswell and... Sylvester Stallone - additional footage from Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Forrest Gump, Party at Kitty and Stud's, Twogether, Rhinestone, Rocky II, Hot Shots Part Deux, Commando, Predator, Robocop 2 and The Terminator. - some footage of Wat Phra Tak Pha temple, Thailand.

Special Thanks:

AMDS for some inspirations and Etbiludecalcinha for box of grenades ;)

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