Cocaine Bear - Grindhouse Edit


Updated: 11th June 2024

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Faneditor: MoviesRemastered  
Fanedit Type: Special Projects
Fanedit Release Date: 1st June 2024
Fanedit Runtime: 1h:56m:21s
Time Cut: 0h:1m:57s
Time Added: 0h:23m:20s
Genre: AdventureComedyGrindhouseHorrorThriller
Original Title: Cocaine Bear (2023)   
Original Release Date: 1st June 2023
Original Runtime: 1h:35m:48s
Original Links:

Certificate: 18
Format: Digital
Resolution: 1080p
Sound Mix: 5.1. Channels
Language: English
Subtitles: No
 

Synopsis:

Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists, and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow... and blood.


Intentions:

This movie has such a Grindhouse feel to it that I wanted to create a real Grindhouse version that looked like it was from the 80s. I also felt that this movie lacked a good soundtrack so I’ve added a little more 70s style funk to beef up a lot of scenes. Most tracks also include cocaine in their lyrics and titles.



Change List:

• Add retro colourgrade throughout the entire movie • Add film grain throughout • Add dust and scratches throughout • Insert Fanedit warning • Insert Retro MR logo intro • Insert Grindhouse “Coming Attractions” intro • Insert Grindhouse “Coming soon” intro • Add Sisu Grindhouse MR Trailer • Add True Romance MR trailer • Insert Peewee Herman “Drugs kill” advert • Insert Grindhouse “Feature Presentation” Intro • Insert Retro R Rated Tiger Intro • Add 80s Universal Intro • Add Curtis Mayfield – Diamond in the Back track • Add Movies Remastered to opening credits • Add Baby Huey – Hard Times track (This becomes Cocaine Bears theme song) • Add “Grindhouse Edit” to opening title • Insert “Partnership for a Drug-free America advert • Insert 80s Celebrity Anti-drug advert • Insert Knight Rider Anti-drug advert • Add deleted scene with guy having Hoover removed from his a$$ • Add rebuild these scenes in 5.1 surround • Add more hospital sound FX in 5.1surround channels • Add doctor being paged sound FX • Insert Working Moms – S01E01 Bear in park scene • Re-frame all scenes above to adjust for aspect ratio • Add frame glitch to make it feel like 35mm skip • Add 5.1 channel birds and forest sounds to match other scenes. • Add “Push it to the Limit” track • Add “Eric Clapton – Cocaine” track to police intro scene • Add “Curtis Mayfield – Pusherman” track to Boss man intro scene • Add “Gary Wright – Dreamwaver” track to mums crush scene • Add “Willie Nelson – Whiskey River” track to bar scene • Add “Frank Perez - Code Blue” 70s Cop Funk track during Police station scene • Add “Cameo – Flirt” track to Park ranger flirting scene • Add “Janko Nilovic – Drug Song” track to kids trying drugs scene • Add “George Clinton – We Got the Funk” track to toilet scene • Add “That Funky Soul” track to continued toilet scene • Insert deleted scene of Park Ranger walking with Mum • Add forest & bird sound FX to 5.1 surround channels • Rebuild deleted scene sound to fix bad audio cuts. • Add Mum saying “Dee Dee, Henry” from the original into the deleted scene. • Fix audio transition issue from deleted scene. • Blend shots from original and deleted scene to make the search scene with Park Ranger as long as it can ve. This also adds more flirting lines with these 2 which just makes things awkward and offkey. • Add tension close-up camera zoom to park ranger shot • Remove the “20 Questions” scene • Add “Universe – Cocaine” track to kid asking about doing drugs • Add white out to flash back • Remove “Well, you know what…” line. It just felt weird stretching out that line. • Add “Frank Perez - Code Blue” 70s Cop Funk track during Cop on the roof scene • Add forest sounds in 5.1 surround channels • Insert Bear attack scene from Backcountry (2015) movie • Trim above scene for faster pace • Add “Play that funky music” track to Bear attack to create the offkey vibe of the movie • Add bone cracking sound FX • Add standard man screaming sound FX • Add spray can sound FX • Add man screaming in pain sound FX • Continue Forest sounds in 5.1 to create eerie scene transition • Insert deleted scene of Mum and Henry searching for Dee Dee across the river. I really didn’t like the jarring way the original cut the scene plus, this scene now mentions Rocky and Star Wars movies and shows the Mum is smart and cares. • Rebuild 5.1. Surround sound for above scene. • Add birds and forest sound FX in 5.1 to match previous scenes. • Add river running sound FX in 5.1 channels • Fix the music transition coming out of the deleted scene. This cut off too abruptly in the Blu-ray release so I’ve smoothed out the mix. • Remove the “Vagina on my ear” joke. Even if this were funny. The bear isn’t laying anywhere near his ear when it falls. • Add “Earth, Wind and Fire – Fantasy” track to Bear doing Cocaine scene • Add “Gill Scott Heron – The Bottle” track to running scene • Add “James Brown – Payback” as Boss man explains the situation • Add white out flashes to flashback sequences • Add “Paul Anka – Puppy Love” track to dog flashback • Remove awkward shot of everyone just standing on the ledge • Add “Grindhouse version by Movies Remastered” to outro credits • Insert Park Ranger deleted scene as mid credit scene • Convert above scene to 5.1 surround sound • Add forest sound effects for continuity • Insert 80s Anti-cocaine advert to end credits • Add grindhouse film burn out • Add MR Grindhouse logo • Fade to black


Additional Notes:

Available only on MR Discord to Initiate members who own the original Blu-ray. Invite link here: https://discord.gg/EBdQVXhDUh UPDATE: I changed my mind after watching the final cut and added all the deleted scenes. After cutting some of the jokes, I felt this edit needed some lighter moments to give that real emotional roller-coaster feeling. It was also fun rebuilding the 5.1. surround channels for each scene. Hence 2.0 in the file name.


Other Sources:

Backcountry (2015) Working Moms – S01E01 Youtube Soundtrack Playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMIzTh0Lafg&list=PLkjRcDWzMDIWGcS2dUKFAjjTVElq1HWGV


Special Thanks:

Thanks to the MR Discord Community for all the support on this one. It's been great seeing the excitement build up with you guys. Thanks to Gazza75 for proof watching the preview to find the audio glitch.


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