Synopsis:

This reinserts 39!!! hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever.

Intentions:

More, More, More...

Change List:

- Dante and Randall cartoonish - Whatever happened to those two kids who bought the wraps? - Brodie as Retailer of the Year - Holden's ultimate take on Silent Bobs old advice - Navigating the Net and Kevin's further shots at Cyber Snipers - How Holden got his groove back - Smoking in the boys room - How to alienate the MPAA part 1: Cum Guzzling Fun - Dogma 2: Attack of hte Hairy Bushed Nun - A Cyber Sniper revealed - Beating a joke to death part 1 - Sheep Fucker in Love - Jay and Silent Bob try to find their place in the world – super long cut - Hardcore gay antics and songs of love at the convenience store - Why Kevin will get laid tonight - How to alienate the MPAA part 2: The Clit Rant - Girls undressing and guys coming to grips with their girth - How the GLAAD Flap could could’ve been avoided and yet another fat joke - A more dignified introduction to Willenholly - Tommy Lee Willenholly and the overall lack of Jets anymore - Tons more footage of the girls in their underwear , part 1: girls gone wild - Dante and Randall's cartoonish memory - Comes to it or goes to it part 1 - Comes to it or goes to it part 2 - A dream date with Jay aka the hooker scene - Tons more footage of the girls in their underwear part 2: the pizza man - There's always time for a Casey Affleck joke - Kev's lone stab at socio-political satire in a largely blow job joke filled movie - Mea culpa Adam! MEA CULPA - Action, action and more action - A more visually dynamic Scream 4 - An oldie, but goodie - Comics!! - Penis envy - Ernie the Winner - The dangerous and cunning cow - Silent Bob speaks - Willenholly gets the final word - Yes Banky is gay.

Additional Notes:

The deleted scenes varied in quality i have cleaned up as many as possible but there are still differences in the sharpness of some and the colour although this is only blatantly obvious in a few scenes. all in all I'm extremely happy with how this edit went and having access to the score really helped with a few of the trickier scenes. (many thanks DHR001!!) I have incorporated some experimental fanedit liability protection (feedback on this would be highly useful) as well as the usual fanedit warning screen on insertion of the DVD there is also a check screen between the main menu and the movie which forces you to choose whether you own the movie or not. if you select no you get a small easter egg but cannot ultimately watch the movie as you are then returned to the 10 second warning screen. finally I have hardcoded "This is a Fanedit you must own the original to legally watch this movie" into the main movie stream right at the beginning.

Special Thanks:

Thanks to AvP for pointing out my blatent mistake!