Blade 3 – Behead the King Edition


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Blade 3 – Behead the King Edition

Faneditor: CBB  
Fanedit Type: FanFix
Fanedit Release Date: 1st September 2006
Fanedit Runtime: 1h:27m:0s
Time Cut: 0h:26m:0s
Time Added: 0h:0m:0s
Franchise: Marvel
Genre: ActionAdventureSci-FiSuperheroes
Original Title: Blade: Trinity (2004)   
Original Release Date: 1st January 2004
Original Runtime: 1h:53m:0s
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Certificate: 15
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Synopsis:

This is a complete re-edit of “Blade Trinity”. It reduces lame jokes and stupid scenes to a minimum, leaving you with pure Blade entertainment.


Intentions:

The original movie was a major disappointment, because of being undediced between a comicbook movie, a parody, a comedy and a horror-action movie. Also the movie was obviously created for teenagers and tried too hard to be “hip”, which it never was.


Change List:

about 50 cuts through the entire movie (not all mentioned here) Video Edits (still incomplete): - added credits form Blade 1 - removed credits from Blade 3 - moved Syrian desert scene after intro - removed middlefinger scene (yes, they are vampires, we got that before already) - removed Danica filming (not necessary, we already knew it was a setup) - removed the TV interview (over the top) - added serum scene from Blade2 to make a bridge to Whistler delivering the newspaper - moved serum inhaler scene into Whistler’s daughter fighting the vampires scene - removed Dr. Vance’s evaluation talk to Blade (this made no sense since he is a familiar and Blade may be in his own world, but he watches the news on TV, so he will know both the current date and who is the president) - removed the fight for authority between the chief of police and the FBI agents (unnecessary) - added flashback to see the development of the vampires - removed Danica screaming “Hannibal King”. He is just not that important. - removed several HK scenes during the escape. - removed Abigail shooting around the corner (embarrassing) - removed the gunfight between policemen and vampires (why did they do this?) - removed some more of the shooting sequences during the escape (it is unbelievable enough that they escape from a police headquarter) - removed Hannibal and Abigail being surrounded by cop cars (too much) - removed the flight car arriving (it is far better to let a flight car wait for the ones to flee) - removed stupid HK and Blade conversations from the ship scene - removed the group name “Night Stalkers” (very embarrassing) - removed HK from saying he had been a vampire (please no) - ripped the vampires’ failure discussion from the worst swearings. - removed HK history lesson - removed vampire merchandise girl showing the vibrators - removed the entire weapons show of Hedges, because the toys look like plastic, except for UV ark. - removed Abigail’s tripod ad (embarrassing) - removed HK asking Blade what he would do, if they were successful (lame) - removed vampire dog form HK torture scene (maximum embarrassment) - removed lame jokes form HK torture scene - removed Blade making one wheel stunt on motorcycle (showing off) - removed “gimme 5? when the vampire kicked HK (lame) - removed “search the node” scene (they were right, it was not funny) - removed Abigail’s Matrix hand sign (this is Blade, not Matrix, and this is Blade, not a parody) - removed vampire dogs (embarrassing) - shortened HK fighting Triple H big time - removed Dracula “tongue-hit” (he is no frog) - changed the ending to Dracula staying in the shape of Blade - added Blade birth Scene - added new credits Audio edits (still incomplete): - added a modified beginning from Batman Begins track 8 “Antrozous” - added small piece of track 13 from Alien Resurrection ” The battle with the newborn” - added little piece of MI3 soundtrack track 5 “Special Agent Lindsey Farris”, while Blade injects his serum - added sound bits from resident evil - added a little piece from Nine Inch Nails CLOSER - added breaking glass sound from OPERATION BROKEN ARROW - added gunshots and machine gun fire from Windtalkers - added music from MI3 track 12 Bridge Battle - removed beginning of car flight rap - added “alright” from windtalkers - added car truck from man on Fire - added people shouting from Con Air - removed the intro rap of dracula - removed the killing rap of dracula - added sound bites from Constantine - added Deo et patri from the Constantine soundtrack - added Ether surfing from Resident Evil The game soundtrack - added woman screaming from THE BORROWER - added Dracula screaming from the beginning of Blade Trinity - added some more Resident Evil game music bits - added sounds from Blade 1 and intro track from Blade 1 as beginning end credits - added THE BALANCE fromt eh Constantine soundtrack for end credits - added MUSTANG NISMO from Tokyo Drift soundtrack - added motorcycle sounds from Blade 2


Additional Notes:

We deleted 50% of spoken text, 99% lame jokes and cut out 22 minutes, which will not be missed. With about 50 cuts we tried to make this a true horror action movie and a worthy finish of the Blade series. We recreated a lot of sound and score elements to alter the overall atmosphere.


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