Synopsis:

Once Upon a Super Duper Deadpool 2 differs from the original source simply because it has two additional versions of the movie interwoven with it.

Intentions:

Deadpool 2 ended up having three separate versions each with their own pros and some with massive cons. I always found myself watching the Super Duper cut because I absolutely loved the extended sauna fight scene in the beginning but I began to realize that I missed too many of the takes from the theatrical version. Checked out Once Upon to find out it was mostly garbage but did have a handful of bits between Deadpool and Fred Savage that I dug. Rather than sitting through that movie or even the Super Duper cut, I decided to take what I thought were the best takes from all three. The skeleton of this edit is the theatrical version but there have definitely been a lot of adjustments made to it.

Change List:

OU= Once Upon, SD= Super Duper 1. The cut opens with the intro to Once Upon a Deadpool, showing the bedroom scene and introducing Fred Savage. 2. Used the "I thought this was an anal bleaching party" line for his first battle. 3. Used extended sauna fight from the SD cut. 4. Added but trimmed scene from OU talking about "love" and "marvel licensed by fox." Took Deadpool's offended gasp from a later scene to use here. 5. Ashes by Celine Dion has been completely eliminated from the opening credits and the heaven scenes. 6. Opening credits rescored with "Dream On" by Post Modern Jukebox to still give the credits a Bond opening feel. 7. Trimmed Weasel's civil war wound insult. 8. Trimmed Buck consoling DP. 9. Cut Blind Al's unnecessarily harsh "pity dick" line. 10. Added multiple ways DP tries to kill himself from the SD cut. 11. "Who lives here? Calista Flockhart?" take from the SD cut used while DP is in the wheelchair. 12. DP kitchen scene from the SD cut added. 13. Negasonic's reaction to being flicked off from the OU cut is used. 14. Fixed audio sync issues when DP breaks the cerebro helmet. 15. Dialogue from both the theatrical cut and SD cut used for when they arrive at the icebox. 16. Cut DP's "steaming pile of foreshadowing" line. 17. Cut weird noise DP makes before firing Cable's gun. 18. DP vs. Cable fight in the icebox from the SD cut is used. 19. Cut Weasel berating Dopinder when they are discussing forming a team. 20. Due to the slow motion version of "Tomorrow" from Annie being cut from a later scene, all references of it are eliminated from Cable's flashbacks. 21. Trimmed Cable looking at himself in the mirror. 22. Cut DP line defending Canada. 23. Trimmed Domino introduction. 24. Used trimmed version of Peter's intro from the SD cut. 25. Shatterstar's death from the SD cut used. 26. Used a very shortened version of the "was that Brad Pitt?" scene from OU. 27. Cut Domino's reaction after DP mentions the strong winds. 28. Take from SD cut used when DP is being shot numerous times by Cable. 29. Cut Russell pulling invisible rope to leave. 30. Cut DP Basic Instinct gag. 31. Added DP "prostate assisted orgasm" line from SD cut. 32. DP reaction from SD cut used when Cable's explains the burnt teddy bear. 33. "Get Back" by Ludacris used for when the team is running into action. 34. Extended Domino running from Juggernaut scene used. 35. Elimated Domino saying "wheeee" when catapulted off the see saw. 36. Extended Colossus picking up DP scene used but trimmed and rescored with "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper. 37. Cut Russell's "good to be a gangster" line. 38. Cut DP's "been inside you" analogy line to Russell. 39. Rescored DP and Cable running towards Russell in slow mo with "Requiem in D Minor" from 28 Days Later. 40. Dramatic music abruptly stops when DP asks if they got that in slow mo. 41. DP's goodbyes from the SD cut used. 42. Cut DP telling Russell he's giving him the suit. 43. Added trimmed version of Fred Savage getting emotional from OU. 44. Used Vanessa's answer from the SD cut for when DP tells her not to fuck Elvis. 45. Added scene talking about post credits scenes from OU. 46. Used extended time travel revisions from SD cut. 47. Added Dp cutting Fred Savage loose from OU.

Additional Notes:

I will say that keeping track of how much time was cut vs how much was added proved to be a bit trickier than I had thought. Definitely more so than any of my other edits. The movie itself is 10 minutes longer than the theatrical cut but that's not to say I just added 10 minutes. Overall you're probably looking at about 20 minutes worth of differences from the initial cut give or take.

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